Name: William J Goat
Favourite way of saying Hello: I hate everyone - I never say hello
Lives at: The dump
First Downhill Ride I was ……years old: Never ridden - find me a 4 pedalled bike and I am a chance
I am now 99 Goat Years old
Current bike: I told you I don't have a bike for f .. sake
Bikes name: Will you listen you idiot ?
Dream bike: 4 pedals , no need for horn (I have 2), need to be able to steer it with my teeth
Favourite 3 Australian trails:
1. trail 1 - the trail at the back of my local rubbish dump (except for the seagulls)
2. trail 2 - the trail at the front of my local rubbish dump (except for the seagulls)
3. trail 3 - Look .. I don't get out much ... ok !!! Embarrassing but factual.
Overseas trail I want to ride the most: New York dump
Pet Goats Name: In my world I am not allowed to keep my relatives as pets ??? I understand that some rich people in your world do though ?? Is that right?
Scariest Downhill moment: I can handle anything - lets face it
Best race results so far: I beat a seagull to a chip in 2001
Sponsors: Goatface, Mohair Blanket factory, Jimmys Curry House (why does he wanst to sponsor me ??)
What do you really want someone to say to you one day ? All the seagulls are dead
Racing or riding with friends ??? Here we go again ....
Food that makes me chuck: ahhh .. absolutely nothing - although Maccas is tough to digest compared to sheet steel
Food that makes me smile: brown paper bags with a bit of dim sim oil on them
Best downhill tip for newbies: look out for goats
Best downhill tip for experienced riders: Give up while you are alive
Best bike mod ever made: I ate Peatys bars when he was here - bloody Englishmen
Who do you like to beat the most ? Seagulls
Biggest injury and how: Caught my horn in a Herders a..e and he was stuck on there for 2 hours .. all he could do was smile
Favourite Australian Downhill site: www.downhilldownunder.com
Favourite way of saying goodbye: No need - I never say hello
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